Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains

I've always made it a solemn practice to never
drink anything stronger than tequila before breakfast.
		-- R. Nesson

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.